Tgought of the day!!! :)

An arrow can be sent only by dragging it back.
So,when life is draging u back with dificuties it means that its going to launch u into victory..

Sonetime ut happens in love..!! ;P ;D

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Wife (SMS): Hi Baby
Husband: Hii Honey (sending failed)
Wife: R u there???
Husband: Yes Yes.... I am here (sending failed)
Wife: R U ignoring me or wat?
Husband: Honey I m not... I am trying to reply u (sending failed)
Wife: Its over....don't ever talk to me again.
Husband: Ja mar Kameeni (Message sent)
‘ BLOCKED'

Another joke here... ;D

Wife : How much do you love me ?

Wife : How much do you love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me....
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Santa : Okay, I am like a cellphone & you are my
SIM card, i am nothing without you...
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Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic... <3
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Santa (saying to himself): Thank God she
doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone, with
FOUR SIM cards  

Best Message !!! :@ :P

Best Message Ever In The Galaxy..
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Do You Know Why Love Is Blind??
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Because.
Your 'MOM' Started To LOVE You
Before
Seeing Your Face

:P :@