Tgought of the day!!! :)

An arrow can be sent only by dragging it back.
So,when life is draging u back with dificuties it means that its going to launch u into victory..

LOLZZzZZ... !! ;P ;D

Facebook but never face a book..:P :O :-I :)....

Teacher:" What will u do after growng up.. ??
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Student:" Facebooking
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Teacher:" No! I mean what will u Become...??
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Student:" Admin of facebook pages
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Teacher:" O My G0d! I Mean what
will u Achieve after u grow up...??
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Student:" Facebook Admin Rights
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Teacher:" Idiot! I Mean what will u
do 4 ur Parents...??
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Student:" I create a page for them
on facebooK. "I Luv Mom n Dad..
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Teacher:" Stupid! What do ur parents want from U...??

Student:" My facebook password..
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Teacher:" Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ??
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Student:" Facebook but never face a
book..:P :O :-I :)
#facebook 

This happens to me.... :@

Height Of Student Talent:
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Teacher:" U Just Got 5 Marks &
Still U R Laughing..
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Student:" I'm Wondering How I
Got 5 Marks.. :)
#study #exam

Truth ... :P :O

Students are not only the one who want holidays.... :P

Mom:" Son, get up its time to
go to College..

Son:" No mom.. I don't want
to go to college..
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Mom:" Give me 2 reasons why
don't u want to go to college..

Son:" 1. All students hate me..
2. All staff hates me..
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Mom:" Ooh! That's not a reason..
Come on, U must go to college..

Son:" Give me 2 reasons why
I should go 2 college..
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Mom:" 1. U are 47 years old..
2. U are the Principal of the college..
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Moral:" Students are not only the one who want holidays..."  
 #Study #awesome

Last Bencher Student's Law Of Tension.... :P

Last Bencher Student's Law Of Tension..
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Pressure Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days,
Left For the Exams,
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Where 'I will study tommorow' Remains Constant.. .  

Whenever I set off to give my exam.... :P :O :@

Whenever I set off to give
my exam....
and My mom asks - Had You forgetten anyrthing????. :P
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My
Soul screams inside -
"I had forgetten to study.. ":P :O

Study. . . . ;-> :-I

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room

And

Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . . 

&

Professor Says:

NOW OPEN YOUR

Books & Study. . . . ;-> :-I

BUNK the Classes!!!!!!

"80% Of Teachers are Suffering From Throat Pain by Teaching Students."

So Plz.
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BUNK the Classes As Much As Possible and Save the Teachers!  :@

otherwise i will be the topper !!' :@ :P ;P

Sachin Tendulkar- 10th
pass
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Anil ambani- 12th pass
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Einstein-"failed 12 tym
in a class"
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Edission-"i never
worried for
exam,coz 1 sheet never
decide mah
future"
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Harbhajan singh- 8th
pass
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M.s dhoni-"failed 2 tyms
in b.com" .
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"These are the persons which stop me from studying....
otherwise i will be the topper !!'' :@ :P :D

why teacher gives homework....?????

Child labour is a crime...
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Then why teacher gives homework..

Teacher shocked!!!! Student rocked :P ;P :@

Teacher : How Old are You ?
Student : Check the Register.

Teacher : where r u from ?
Student : Check in school
Info.

Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?
Student : Ask My Heart.

Teacher : stupid, where is ur Heart ?
Student : Ask Ur daughter!!

Teacher shocked!!!!
Student rocked :@ :)